i want to be a bee so i can fly near stupid people and make them
Set me free…my
HoneyBEEEEEEEEEEEEEFJKADSHALGIQWLAFIJERIUH3WIUAFHILERWUHWQIROTGHLKEWNHLOEFIUHAWIRLESHTOQGHLK,EWNHR,GIYL54YL HOLY SHIT ITS A BEE FUCK ITS GONNA STING ME SHIT FUCK
story of my life in two gifs
your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
Guys, let me tell you about orcas.
Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.
The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:
THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.
Reblogging for excellent commentary.
Orca whales are straight up dicks, man.
This is an old family picture.
My family does not support my being in the LGBTQIA community. They actually are opposed to it. They tell me every day that its disgusting and that it’s sinful and I’ll go to hell for liking women.
I moved out when I was seventeen, and in January I moved back in with them because I couldn’t handle everything that was going on. Every day one of my five siblings tells me to go back to Minnesota. My little brother Charlie (the black baby in the picture) is now 8 and he constantly physically attacks me and tells me that I’m not his sister and to leave. My other siblings make it very obvious and clear that they don’t want me here and my parents tell me constantly that they’re gonna kick me out soon.
I’ve been saving every penny for a bus ticket to Oregon to stay with my best friend and today I found this picture in my sisters’ room ON DISPLAY. Not hidden. On display. They cut my face out of the picture.
And that… That was just the last straw.
I don’t care if anyone reblogs this or whatever, I don’t wanna get popular, I just want people to know that this is not what a family looks like. This is not something people should have to go through.
This is no life.
so i don’t know what possessed me to make such a thing other than sometimes i get bored and make dumb movie posters for imaginary things in my head since i can’t write stories.
so idk.. make your own story i guess (:
the basic thought behind it was “once upon a time the spine loved a [human] girl…. once.”
honestly the most beautiful thing i’ve ever read
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT BOOK THIS IS OMG??
i will find this book and when i do…..
a fear of running out.
but why? why is it feared? to run out? to go beyong
guys it’s a book called The Time Keeper by Mitch Albom
I feel like I owe broadway.com for their open bar.
he looks so drunk i’M CRYING
All roads lead back home
the uk grading system:
- 100-50000000 = A
- union jack = B
- egg = C
- ???????????? = D
- 64 = F
the us grading system:
- 20 = A
- mcdonald = B
- - 49 = C
- 99 cent menu = D
- 600 = F
Both heterosexuals and homosexuals view bisexuality with misunderstanding, mistrust, hostility, and alienation. These scenarios do not leave bisexuals in the situation often referred to as ‘‘having the best of both worlds,’’ because ‘both worlds are closets’.
from Attitudes and Self-Images of Male and Female Bisexuals by Carol D. Bronn
“both worlds are closets”
Ouch. That one hit home.
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